Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

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    1. CollegeHumor

      Want 20 minutes of Brennan in character reacting to Oreo varietals? Dropout's got you covered: www.dropout.tv/videos/oreo-ceo-bonus-footage

      1. OFFICIALGPRIME

        this was so worth it, the extra footage is top tier comedy

      2. Tine Resnt

        Can Brennan really keep it up for 20 minutes?

      3. Cole Veinot

        Hidrox

      4. Cole Veinot

        Oreo

      5. eyeseer1

        Can you ridicule Nutter Butters and the Girl Scout Cookies industry?

    2. lbelt451

      What if they sold the filling and the cookies separate, then you can build your own Oreo!

    3. Delia Arrivas

      1000000 oreos

    4. Olive oil

      I would legitimately eat all the fake ones they made.

    5. Vedrit Mathias

      Oreo looked at Hallmark cards and thought "But what if it was a cookie?"

    6. JacobFury

      I'm the actual CEO of Oreos, and I agree that we should rest on our laurels.

    7. Why We Love Film

      So has anyone texted the number at the very bottom of the description box yet?

    8. circosomatico

      2:48 I legit broke my chair laughing.

    9. Open Link

      I love the fact that he was slowly loosing his shit 🤣

    10. Brayden Kinder

      I think this is the first time I didn't fully agree with the CEO, because, yeah, the arbor day cookies are dumb but golden and chocolate Oreos are the shit

    11. Elizabeth Ward

      He looks like he could be James Spader's son.

    12. Naomi Peay

      How about a Copenhagen wintergreen longcut flavour orea?

    13. Whatever I feel like

      I love that he excitedly wanted to record a birthday video for Craig from accounting. Like what an awesome CEO he just wants everyone to go home relax.

    14. Matthew Goodfriend

      "Milk's favorite cookie" Wait, what? I thought that was Chocolate Chip cookies.

    15. Lance fisher

      Mega stuff oreo is king serving size

    16. The Fat Panda123

      is the wood one real?

    17. Mc stabby

      Damn now i want Oreos

    18. HarryWasTaken

      this is probably my fav one yet its just hilarious

    19. Captainzilla418

      Why do i like bereavement oreo's

    20. SEUL CHAN LEE

      THEY'RE ALREADY CHOCOLATE!

    21. Star Full

      The new lady Gaga Oreos aren’t even good, they taste nothing like her!

      1. Star Full

        Also, happy birthday Craig

    22. NSDC

      The scream at 2:54 has me weak... I love Brennan.

    23. Shaun Thomas

      Them: *calls alot if different flavors for oreo* Oreo: thx for the advice

    24. lewis stine

      he finally said what I'm betting a lot of us were thinking

    25. Utkarsh Awasthi

      I am already dead after laughing so much, my throat, it's in so pain, but I can't stop...😂😂😂🥵😂😂

    26. Midnight_Cas

      I would actually buy the reverse Oreo

    27. Douglas Butcher

      The golden cookie with vanilla filling is great.

    28. the hostle. TMA

      PLEASEEEE "NOW WITH WIFI" I CAN'T-

    29. Right Turn

      Nabisco is the devil.

    30. born-to-trouble

      moreos guy incarnate

    31. Kurt Sudheim

      Um, how's was the rebuttal not that android named their is after desserts/snacks (I feel angrier Brendan would have done that)? Also, fun useless fact Oreo are a copycat product

    32. Connor Dean

      Cinnabon Oreos sound quite delectable

    33. The LoyalTheorist1974

      Brennan is the best thing about CH

    34. ragegrayskyz1

      Cannot. Stop. Watching. Again. And again. Great work again, College Humor staff! Thank you!

    35. Stevie IDK

      pumpkin spice latte Oreo would make the company trillions

    36. Kim Jung Un

      I think I know why they’re doing this: you see, Oreo completely copied and pasted another previous sandwich cookie called “hydrox”. The last 100 years have been spent snuffing this cookie company out.

    37. Kevin Skinner

      I got some double stuff oreos in my pantry

    38. yekta ağra

      I dont think i ever ate an oreo but we have a knockoff brand called "negro". Yes. Thats the name.

    39. randycaley

      I WANT THOSE DODECATUPLE OREO`S!!! JUST THINK OF THE TIME IT WILL SAVE ME,NOT HAVING TO MAKE ONE MYSELF!!!!!!

    40. James C

      I think one of my favourite little touches of this episode is the fact that Craig from Accounting is working 80 hour weeks b/c they're making so much money. Didn't catch the connection till my second viewing, b/c they mention he's in accounting at the beginning of the video then how much he works at the end, and then when you put the two together with the fact that they work at a 'money factory'.. Nice touch.

    41. Louis Antonio

      Hey, at least it's not Kit Kat! (Japanese ones especially)

    42. Eleanor Clark

      my personal favourite is the lady gaga oreos, but because the food colouring is deemed unsafe here in the uk, they’re just normal fucking oreos with lady gaga written in caps lock.

    43. Satevo

      I got an Oreo Blizzard for the first time in 20 years the other day. HOLY SHIT HEAVEN!!

    44. Zane Laker

      I kinda like the Oreo thins though...

    45. Tiny Snips

      Lemon oreos are so good

    46. Alexander Ashton

      Does anyone remember hydrox?

    47. Melissa Labelle

      its funny because they actually sell crushed oreo dust thats a real product

    48. Pinkfluffyant

      we need more hydrox!

    49. Casey Reviews

      It’s the half Kubrick stare for me. Gonna go get me some Oreos...

    50. Club Baby Sealz

      My favorite one

    51. Ben White

      Those Dodecatuple Stuff Oreos are STILL only 140 calories for 2 cookies, which is essentially an entire sleeve of the package.

    52. omelete ‘

      5:42 that face though

    53. Pierson McMillin

      i would buy just the cookie without the cream. It's honestly better

    54. Justa Dumbasskid

      The best part of going to the grocery store is seeing what the madmen at Oreos have cooked up next.

    55. MistaLOD

      Our store was selling red hot cinnamon Oreo cookies for literally 5¢.

    56. Me-with-Da-bois

      for awhile i actually never tried oreo, it wasnt till I tried oreo icecream, still havent had the real one yet

    57. Boris Gleichmann

      "It has the consistency of an oreo, right?" "Yeah" *A*

      1. Yarns

        Absolutely perfectly cut scream

    58. David Foster

      Fucked up part is a majority of those are actual Oreos.

    59. Edgar Seis

      I suddenly got a craving for Oreos 👀

    60. serengazer

      He's so right though

    61. The Green Thunder

      One could even call him the CEOreo

    62. fatehyabali

      🥺🥺🥺

    63. takethebreak

      How about obortion oreo

    64. Jakk Frost

      I honestly thought that was Matthew Broderick in the thumbnail! 😲

    65. Chandler Vannoy

      You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness

    66. undericesinger

      This dude is from the east coast in either Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Maryland, or Delaware. Listen to the accent slip in and out.

    67. Ethan Moses

      They need a meeting with digestive biscuits. It’s biscuit or biscuit with chocolate. There are no others, there will be no others.

    68. Zurtle Bojangles

      I have a million dollar idea for the Oreo company Mr Oreo Ceo, just a Tub of the re part of the oreo.

    69. lullaby 15

      If you don't stop making new oreos I will turn you into a new oreo flavor

    70. Too Much Damn Yogurt

      i hope craig had a nice birthday

    71. Michael Meyer

      You forgot mint Oreos. Disgusting, you feel like brushing your teeth while eating a cookie. Green tea Oreos? Biscuit Oreos started in China. The Chinese were unfamiliar with round cookies but familiar with British biscuits. Oreo company decided to make biscuit-shaped cookies for the Chinese market. Once they got the Chinese customers they kept them by inventing typical Chinese dessert flavors. That is where green tea, wasabi, hot chicken wings, red bean cake, green tea cake, lycee rose cake, spicy pepper pastry, BBQ port pastry, vintage haw, blueberry ice cream, orange & mango duo, and weirder flavors originated.

    72. Tived Nagol

      Not gonna lie, I would totally buy a Dodecatuple Stuf Oreo.

    73. Astral Astrid

      Personal note: 4:52 and 5:54

    74. Mathieu de Bibikoff

      ngl, I'd eat that dodecaple stuffed oreo

    75. Sept77

      Poor Craig, hope he spends some time off with his family.

    76. Colin Vollmer

      “We done did the good cookie, that everybody like!” he kinda sounded like Borat for a second there

    77. JadedOne420

      There is a strong possibility more people have heard of Oreo's than the Bible. ..they should slow their role before Jesus gets pissed

    78. EclipsedArchon

      okay but real shit the Valentine's Day cinnamon oreos were a new level of perfection I never expected to see in my lifetime

    79. Rob Speed

      Wait. Was there actually an Android Oreo? Because that was the name of Android 15.

    80. Dan H

      hazelnut Oreos got a box a month ago thinking it was chocolate and still haven't gotten through it.

    81. Connor Cherby

      This is by far the best comedy sketch on IRvision

    82. DB

      Not gonna lie I’ll like to try that inside out Oreo just saying

    83. Len Adams

      Wow. Luca is super serious.

    84. Yolo

      Not to be “that guy” but Africans haven’t had oreos...

    85. Chris Lynch

      This guys a fucking good actor

    86. TinyElectricGremlin

      What does it say about me that I would unironically enjoy that "Blob O' Creme" Oreo?

    87. Wise Owl

      Thanks CH. I can no longer go to the supermarket without noticing all the bullshit oreo flavours! XD

    88. Kelly Houseknecht

      Halloween oreos slap. Its the best flavor

    89. Melissa Agawin

      "We've worked so hard" "Don't" 😭💀😂😂

    90. Sanuka Tharul

      This is the first time I've *ever* seen a CEO actually being logical. Yes, I know that there are logical CEOs out there or else this whole society's money system would crumble to dust. I'm just saying that almost *all* of the CEOs that I have *seen,* like on the internet, not actual outside, cause, well, COVID, but anyways, This is the first time i've actually seen a logical CEO, instead of those money-greedy CEO's that makes ideas that may give them money but makes them lose their customer's respect or intelligence, like for example, Making *cringey-ass advertisements that looks like it came straight from the concentrated goop of Disney ( Looking at you, Nickelodeon ® ) or over-simplyfying an ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICIENT mascot into the most DISGUSTING CREATURE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! ( Get the hint, froot loops. ),* so yeah, that's that. No more words. My brain has run out of the 2000+ words in the Oxford dictionary to explain my ideas, either that or all my ideas have drained out. Welp, peace!

    91. CPUGamer101

      This is the one series I keep watching, this shit is just spot on.

    92. Triet Lam

      I thought this video was exaggerating things. Until I ran into a “Most Stuf Oreo” package

    93. Carlos Valdes

      Tbh Oreo Thins are the shit

    94. DarkScarlettVixen

      That perfectly cut scream had me wheeze-laughing

    95. Matthew Stanley

      “We made the perfect cookie a hundred years ago” *Hydrox has left the chat

      1. Matthew Stanley

        @Wanderin'_Stud It was brought back by “Leaf Brands” in 2015.

      2. Wanderin'_Stud

        Wasn't this discontinued in the 90s?

    96. TBC_ SpectorX

      You really should have done this with sour patch

    97. Junaid Pirzada

      Some countries dont have oreos

    98. TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName

      You know how we get Oreo to stop making new Oreos? Stop buying new Oreos.

    99. cpltExtras

      Tell me why i got a oreo thins add before this vid 😂😂

    100. Aiden

      I've.. never had an Oreo.